That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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