it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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