i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
