I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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