the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
The air was thick with penises
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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