we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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