So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Maybe he injected his testicle?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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