you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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