fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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