Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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