Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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