belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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