maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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