I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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