Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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