scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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