i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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