I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
