your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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