no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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