Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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