the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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