Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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