Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
