If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
