You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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