Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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