I must be too annoying 4 u.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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