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My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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