Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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