Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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