Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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