When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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