Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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