Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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