I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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