Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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