More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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