Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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