Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
