ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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