She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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