He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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