either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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