ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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