We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Randomize
