for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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