We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
A+ Viking dick
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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