Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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