I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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