I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
