She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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