We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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