it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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