Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I could make wine with my vomit
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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